Abort The Contort!!!

In a challenging feet, Merryweather with all his might, tries to get his phalanges to meet.  “Urrrrguuhhh…” Merryweather mutters as he convulses in pain, “…it’s not possible” he declares.

The years of video games and slothful work ethic have made this once nimble and agile creature harden to the state of near rigor mortises.

Unable to return to the status fitting for a descendant of homo erectuses, Brian must correct all the erront sub luxations found in Rhett’s lower spine.

It should be noted that Rhett may or may not acknowledge that his is infact a descendant of homo erectuses.

Welcome back Mr. Merryweather.





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