Computer blunder

Rhett argues the fact the although computers are handy as heavy calculators and social networking, the constant lies and mistakes they make have doubled his workload. He is furious!

Rhettercise

After clogging his colon with co-agulated cheese Rhett feels it prudant to endulge in a spinning proceedure to loosen his bowls. Underwhelmed by his errant calorie burn, Rhett resorts to reading current events in hopes of finding a solution.

Hunger Strike

As Rhett steps away to gather a fresh slice of American pizza, Joe Trenn swiftly slides in to Rhett’s cubic abode to retrieve an incoming call. Now all Rhett can do is consume his pizza in protest.

Swaggered

Upset by derogitory comments made, Rhett retreats to sales tower to whistle off his dismay.

Rhett Used His Head For Once,…

to bad it was against his wife’s knee.

Death By Children’s Tie

Upon the 5th request for Brian to accompany Merryweather on a delivery, Brian decides it’d be best to strangle Merryweather physically with his children’s size tie rather than figuratively with small simple words.

 Merryweather rejoices, for thus he finally comprehends what Brian is saying.

Holy Smokes!

With pen and paper at the ready, Rhett stands at attention to hear Dallas repeat himself for the 3rd time.  This time Rhett will take note.

 

For Realz Yo!

In an attempt to cater to a new audience Rhett tries a “hip” new look.  West Valley meets West Side as Rhett fits the kicks, tips the lid, and states “what it is,… what it is…”.  

Feeling victorious Merryweather enlightens us with some sic lyrics and moves.  It was truly sickening indeed.

 

Don’t Sweat The Stuff

Rhett maintains his natural composure, even whilst in the midst of a high stakes exchange.  Rhett’s motto,

‘If I feel uptight, then they’ll feel uptight, so just relax”.

Wild Hogs Can’t Be Broken

As Brian sets out for the day Rhett rushes to the hog.  “Take me away baby baby!!” Rhett screams out in glee.  Mounting the bike, he grasps Brian in his arms and closes his eyes to dream of a better place.  The vision of him and Brian, together, tearing up a canyon, both taking corners in synchronized movements as the engine purrs makes Rhett smile with glee.